I'm english, and although we say we like americans, the truth is I cant stand them. look you cant even pick which idiot you want to rule you. if we start the revolution now, by next july you will be celebrating "Dependance Day" when we once again rule over you. you will start finally spelling things correctly. ALUMINUM, ALUMINIUM, have you not noticed how many other elements end in the suffix -ium not -um. sodIUM, potassIUM, calCIUM, if we called it sodum that would give it a slight biblical reference we do not want. i mean its english, speak it like the english do. and by the way we do not all walk around in dear-stalkers and pin-stripe suits smoking a pipe drinking tea, stuttering "would you be so good as to pass me the scones" in a stately castle on the banks of the Thames, which by the way is not constanly covered in fog. oh look, its a double decker bus going by, and whos that on it, its the Queen, acompanied by the beatles, hugh grant, and Sherlock Holmes! bloody hell, what Jeeves. i suppose i am being a bit unfair, we do think you are all overweight gun-lovin criminals (haha) permanently implanted into you sofa (or should i say couch) wearing tracksuits and trainers that have never ever seen a sports field, watching the "FOOTBALL" ( dont even get me started on FOOTBALL (too late). you call it football yet your foot hardly touches the ball. english football, or soccer as you call it was around long before america was even discovered, let alone stolen. american football, or SOCCER as i call it is more like rugby than football. however in rugby we dont play on astroturf field to prevent us from hurting our arses (yes arses, not asses - thats a donkey, not your bum - YES bum, thats you behind, not a homeless bloke), and we dont pad ourselves up to prevent braking our nails or getting a slight bruise. you have to have balls of leather to play rugby! the most we do is if you ear gets torn off in a scrum ( a kind of huddle thing) is you tape it back on and deal with it after the game. anyway, ive gone on long enough, but one final message. for the good of our future as a race, we should reintroduce eugenics to america alone. it has been shown that on average americans are less intelligent than europeans, they are less healthy and a big bunch of tossers (ha, you dont know what that means). dont get me wrong, im not racist. ive got nothing against america. its americans i cant stand. put it this way, if i was some how in charge of a comet heading towards earth, i know which country i would steer it in to...
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