I confess that I absolutely hate mayonnaise.
It is the single nastiest condiment on earth. Whoever thought it was a good idea to whip up an egg and some oil until it resembled the consistency of a certain male body fluid was a damn fool.
I don't buy mayonnaise or use it. When I get fast food that for some strange reason requires it, I always ask that it be left out. Yet, it always seems to be put in anyway. And not just put in, but slathered about in such mass quantities that it becomes a sickening mess.
Is there some law that mayonnaise must always be applied to sandwiches?
Am I alone on this one. I damn sure hope not.
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